You Thru Lyrics

*I'm going to attempt to do this a few times from my head.

Pick a band (or artist) and answer the questions below only in song titles by that band. Put your name and the band you have selected at the top.

Nirvana

Are you male or female: Son of a Gun

Describe yourself: Help Me, I'm Hungry

How do some people feel about you: Stay Away

How do you feel about yourself : Oh Me

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Aneurysm

Describe your current love life: In Bloom

Describe where you want to be: Plateau

Describe what you want to be/are: Endless, Nameless

Describe how you live: On A Plain

Describe how you love: Come As You Are

Share a few words of wisdom: Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam

Oasis

Are you male or female: Street Fighting Man

Describe yourself: Shakermaker

How do some people feel about you: Part of the Queue

How do you feel about yourself : Guess God Thinks I'm Abel

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Born On A Different Cloud

Describe your current love life: She's Electric

Describe where you want to be: Up In The Sky

Describe what you want to be/are: Rock n Roll Star

Describe how you live: The Importance of Being Idle

Describe how you love: Roll With It

Share a few words of wisdom: Don't Look Back In Anger


Tool

Are you male or female: Hooker With A Penis

Describe yourself: Cold & Ugly

How do some people feel about you: Intolerance

How do you feel about yourself : Disgustipated

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Ticks & Leeches

Describe your current love life: Part of Me

Describe where you want to be: Revolution

Describe what you want to be/are: Jimmy

Describe how you live: Schism

Describe how you love: Die Eier Von Satan

Share a few words of wisdom: You Lied.


Sublime

Are you male or female: Johnny Butt

Describe yourself: Pool Shark

How do some people feel about you: What Happened?

How do you feel about yourself : We're Only Gonna Die From Our Own Arrogance

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Mary/Big Salty Tears

Describe your current love life: What I Got

Describe where you want to be: Rivers of Babylon

Describe what you want to be/are: Badfish

Describe how you live:Under My Voodoo

Describe how you love: Hope

Share a few words of wisdom: Let's Go Get Stoned

3 TOUGH QUESTIONS (Interesting, though admittedly stupid

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.







Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.












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RESPONSE


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.





Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait until you see the end of this note. Keep reading...





Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic







And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?











It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest
of us in line.

I've Seen 142 Movies

**Body: Put an X by the movies you've seen. If you get more than 70, you're a movie addict.**

COPY and REPOST ! PLACE YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT LINE

(x)Pirates of the Caribbean
(x)The Mexican
(x)Fight Club
(x)Starsky and Hutch
(x)Neverending Story
(x)Blazing Saddles
( )Garden State
( )The Princess Bride
(x)Young Frankenstien
(x)Anchor Man
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( )Saw
(x)White noise
( )White Oleander
(x)Anger Management

total here : 11

(x)50 First Dates
(x)Jason
(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(x)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
( )Harry Potter
( )Harry Potter 2
( )Harry Potter 3
(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resiedent Evil 2
(x)The Wedding Singer
( )Little Black Book

total here : 14


(x)The Village
(x)Donnie Darko
( )Lilo & Stitch
( )Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts
(x)Signs
(x)The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( )White Chicks
(x)Butterfly Effect
( )Thirteen going on 30
(x)I,Robot
(x)Dodgeball
(x)Universal Soldier
( )A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x)Along Came A Spider
(x)Deep impact

total here: 12

(x)KingPin
(x)Never Been Kissed
(x)Meet The Parents
(x)Meet the Fockers
(x)Eight Crazy Nights
( )A Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( )Passport to Paris
(x)Dumb & Dumber
( )Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
(x)Halloween
(x)The Ring
( )The Ring 2
( )Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x)Chicago
( )Ghost Ship
( )From Hell
( )Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
(x)I Am Sam
(x)The Whole Nine Yards
(x)The Whole Ten Yards
(x)The Day After Tomorrow
( )Child's Play
( )Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I Hate About You
(x)Just Married
( )Gothika
(x)Nightmare on Elm Street
(x)Sixteen Candles
(x)Bad Boys
(x)Bad Boys 2
(x)Joy Ride
(x)Seven
( )Oceans Eleven
( )Oceans Twelve
( )Idenity

total here: 24


( )Lone Star
(x)Predator I
(x)Predator II
(x)Independence day-
( )Cujo
(x)A Bronx Tale
( )Darkness Falls
(x)Christine
(x)ET
(x)Children of the Corn
( )My boss' daughter
( )Maid in Manhattan
( )Frailty
(x)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x)She's All That
( )Calendar Girls
(x)Sideways
(x)Mars Attacks

total here : 11


(x)Event Horizon
( )Ever after
(x)Forrest Gump
( )Big Trouble in Little China
(x)xmen 1
(x)xmen 2
(x)Catch me if you can
(x)The Others
( )Freaky Friday
(x)Reign of Fire
(x)The Hot Chick
(x)Swimfan
( )Miracle
(x)Old School
( )Ray
( )The Notebook
( )K-Pax

total here : 10

( )Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
( )Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( )Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( )A walk to remember
( )Boogeyman
( )Hitch
(x)The Fifth Element
( )Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
( )Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
( )Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
( )Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
( )Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
( )Star Wars episode VI Return of The Jedi...
(x)Troop Beverly Hills
( )Swimming with Sharks
(x) Air Force One
(x)For Richer or Poorer
(x)People under the stairs
( )Blue Velvet
(x)Sound of music
(x)Parent Trap
( )The Burbs
(x)The Terminator
(x)Empire Records
(x)Meet Joe Black
(x)A Clockwork Orange
( )the Order
(x)Spiderman
( )Spiderman 2
( ) Amelie

total here: 12

( )Mean Girls
(x)Shrek
(x)Shrek 2
( )The Incredibles
(x)Collateral
(x)The Fast & The Furious
(x)2 Fast 2 Furious
( )Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
( )Closer

total here: 5


(x)Titanic
(x)Saved
(x)Bowling For Columbine
(x)Farenheit 9/11
(x)The Sixth Sense
( )Artificial intelligence (AI)
( )Love actually
( )Shutter
(x)Ella Enchanted
(x)Princess diaries 1
(x)Princess diaries 2
(x)Constantine
(x)Million Dollar Baby
( )Envy
(x)Eurotrip
(x)Malibu's Most wanted
(x)Big Daddy
(x)Black Sheep
(x)The Breakfast Club
(x)West side story

total here : 16

(x)A Christmas Story
(x)spanglish
(x)Pulp Fiction
( )sleepover
(x)The Evil Dead
( )Killer Klowns From Outer Space
(x)Vanilla Sky
(x)Nightmare Before Christmas
(x)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind-
(x)Interview With The Vampire
(x)The Crow
(x)Purple Rain
(x)Wayne's World

total here: 11

(x)Wayne's World 2
(x)21 Grams
(x)Blow
(x)Edward Scissorhands
(x)Clerks
(x)Beauty and the Beast
( )Guess who
( )monster in-law
( )elf
( )stuart little
( )stuart little 2
(x)Chasing Amy
(x)Dogma
(x)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

total here : 9

(x)Beetlejuice
(x)The Last Samurai
(x)The Amityville Horror (the original)
( ) The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
(x)Barbershop
( )Barbershop 2
( )Beauty Shop
( )legally blonde
( )legally blonde 2
(x)the forgotten
( )confessions of a teenage drama queen
(x)the grudge

total here: 7

TOTAL: 142