Ten new stories that I'm absolutely sick of.

- Michael Jackson
- Kobe Bryant/Shaq fighting
- stories about minor flooding in Wyoming Valley
- RIAA and file sharing hearings & proposed legislation
- The Pope. (I'm sorry, I just can't bring myself to care. I'm heartless really.)
- Terry Schiavo
- Rising fuel prices
- That ugly fool, Prince Charles' upcoming wedding
- Banning gay marriage (you fucking bigots)
- The Patriot Act (just DIE already, you unconstitutional heap of Republican wastepaper)