Sunday, October 30, 2005

You Thru Lyrics

*I'm going to attempt to do this a few times from my head.

Pick a band (or artist) and answer the questions below only in song titles by that band. Put your name and the band you have selected at the top.


Are you male or female: Son of a Gun

Describe yourself: Help Me, I'm Hungry

How do some people feel about you: Stay Away

How do you feel about yourself : Oh Me

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Aneurysm

Describe your current love life: In Bloom

Describe where you want to be: Plateau

Describe what you want to be/are: Endless, Nameless

Describe how you live: On A Plain

Describe how you love: Come As You Are

Share a few words of wisdom: Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam


Are you male or female: Street Fighting Man

Describe yourself: Shakermaker

How do some people feel about you: Part of the Queue

How do you feel about yourself : Guess God Thinks I'm Abel

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Born On A Different Cloud

Describe your current love life: She's Electric

Describe where you want to be: Up In The Sky

Describe what you want to be/are: Rock n Roll Star

Describe how you live: The Importance of Being Idle

Describe how you love: Roll With It

Share a few words of wisdom: Don't Look Back In Anger


Are you male or female: Hooker With A Penis

Describe yourself: Cold & Ugly

How do some people feel about you: Intolerance

How do you feel about yourself : Disgustipated

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Ticks & Leeches

Describe your current love life: Part of Me

Describe where you want to be: Revolution

Describe what you want to be/are: Jimmy

Describe how you live: Schism

Describe how you love: Die Eier Von Satan

Share a few words of wisdom: You Lied.


Are you male or female: Johnny Butt

Describe yourself: Pool Shark

How do some people feel about you: What Happened?

How do you feel about yourself : We're Only Gonna Die From Our Own Arrogance

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Mary/Big Salty Tears

Describe your current love life: What I Got

Describe where you want to be: Rivers of Babylon

Describe what you want to be/are: Badfish

Describe how you live:Under My Voodoo

Describe how you love: Hope

Share a few words of wisdom: Let's Go Get Stoned

3 TOUGH QUESTIONS (Interesting, though admittedly stupid

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.



Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait until you see the end of this note. Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest
of us in line.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

I've Seen 142 Movies

**Body: Put an X by the movies you've seen. If you get more than 70, you're a movie addict.**


(x)Pirates of the Caribbean
(x)The Mexican
(x)Fight Club
(x)Starsky and Hutch
(x)Neverending Story
(x)Blazing Saddles
( )Garden State
( )The Princess Bride
(x)Young Frankenstien
(x)Anchor Man
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( )Saw
(x)White noise
( )White Oleander
(x)Anger Management

total here : 11

(x)50 First Dates
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(x)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
( )Harry Potter
( )Harry Potter 2
( )Harry Potter 3
(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resiedent Evil 2
(x)The Wedding Singer
( )Little Black Book

total here : 14

(x)The Village
(x)Donnie Darko
( )Lilo & Stitch
( )Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts
(x)The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( )White Chicks
(x)Butterfly Effect
( )Thirteen going on 30
(x)Universal Soldier
( )A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x)Along Came A Spider
(x)Deep impact

total here: 12

(x)Never Been Kissed
(x)Meet The Parents
(x)Meet the Fockers
(x)Eight Crazy Nights
( )A Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( )Passport to Paris
(x)Dumb & Dumber
( )Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
(x)The Ring
( )The Ring 2
( )Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( )Ghost Ship
( )From Hell
( )Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
(x)I Am Sam
(x)The Whole Nine Yards
(x)The Whole Ten Yards
(x)The Day After Tomorrow
( )Child's Play
( )Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I Hate About You
(x)Just Married
( )Gothika
(x)Nightmare on Elm Street
(x)Sixteen Candles
(x)Bad Boys
(x)Bad Boys 2
(x)Joy Ride
( )Oceans Eleven
( )Oceans Twelve
( )Idenity

total here: 24

( )Lone Star
(x)Predator I
(x)Predator II
(x)Independence day-
( )Cujo
(x)A Bronx Tale
( )Darkness Falls
(x)Children of the Corn
( )My boss' daughter
( )Maid in Manhattan
( )Frailty
(x)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x)She's All That
( )Calendar Girls
(x)Mars Attacks

total here : 11

(x)Event Horizon
( )Ever after
(x)Forrest Gump
( )Big Trouble in Little China
(x)xmen 1
(x)xmen 2
(x)Catch me if you can
(x)The Others
( )Freaky Friday
(x)Reign of Fire
(x)The Hot Chick
( )Miracle
(x)Old School
( )Ray
( )The Notebook
( )K-Pax

total here : 10

( )Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
( )Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( )Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( )A walk to remember
( )Boogeyman
( )Hitch
(x)The Fifth Element
( )Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
( )Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
( )Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
( )Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
( )Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
( )Star Wars episode VI Return of The Jedi...
(x)Troop Beverly Hills
( )Swimming with Sharks
(x) Air Force One
(x)For Richer or Poorer
(x)People under the stairs
( )Blue Velvet
(x)Sound of music
(x)Parent Trap
( )The Burbs
(x)The Terminator
(x)Empire Records
(x)Meet Joe Black
(x)A Clockwork Orange
( )the Order
( )Spiderman 2
( ) Amelie

total here: 12

( )Mean Girls
(x)Shrek 2
( )The Incredibles
(x)The Fast & The Furious
(x)2 Fast 2 Furious
( )Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
( )Closer

total here: 5

(x)Bowling For Columbine
(x)Farenheit 9/11
(x)The Sixth Sense
( )Artificial intelligence (AI)
( )Love actually
( )Shutter
(x)Ella Enchanted
(x)Princess diaries 1
(x)Princess diaries 2
(x)Million Dollar Baby
( )Envy
(x)Malibu's Most wanted
(x)Big Daddy
(x)Black Sheep
(x)The Breakfast Club
(x)West side story

total here : 16

(x)A Christmas Story
(x)Pulp Fiction
( )sleepover
(x)The Evil Dead
( )Killer Klowns From Outer Space
(x)Vanilla Sky
(x)Nightmare Before Christmas
(x)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind-
(x)Interview With The Vampire
(x)The Crow
(x)Purple Rain
(x)Wayne's World

total here: 11

(x)Wayne's World 2
(x)21 Grams
(x)Edward Scissorhands
(x)Beauty and the Beast
( )Guess who
( )monster in-law
( )elf
( )stuart little
( )stuart little 2
(x)Chasing Amy
(x)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

total here : 9

(x)The Last Samurai
(x)The Amityville Horror (the original)
( ) The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
( )Barbershop 2
( )Beauty Shop
( )legally blonde
( )legally blonde 2
(x)the forgotten
( )confessions of a teenage drama queen
(x)the grudge

total here: 7

TOTAL: 142

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

What does your birthday mean?

Your Birthdate: December 23

With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.

You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas.
You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.

You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.
Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.

A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine.

You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility.

Very sociable, you make friends easily and you are an excellent traveling companion.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005


**musical mood preference: The Beatles - Benefit of Being Mr. Kite**

My laptop's power cord shorted out last Thursday, so I was computer-less until this afternoon. It was a tough week, but I lived through it. I actually didn't miss the computer that much, minus messenger conversations with a couple of special people.

Yesterday was pure hell work-wise. It was 94 degrees all day. I painted 7-430 and worked in the kitchen until midnight. The kitchen was well over 100 degrees, pushing 110 degrees. I am doing the same thing today, as I'm just in from work and I have work again at 5. Hopefully it won't be as brutally hot in there tonight.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

New Car

**musical mood preference: The Who - Bargain**

I like my new car. I put myself further into debt to acquire it, but I am pleased with it. It runs beautifully and is by far the nicest thing that I have ever personally owned.

Today is my only day off in a span of 50-60 hour weeks. I have a softball game shortly, so I'd best get ready.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

New week, same deal

**musical mood preference: Steely Dan - Do It Again**

Well, I've started another week and made some slightly life-changing decisions, but it still seems to be a normal work-filled week for me. I picked up a shift at the bar tomorrow night 5-12 and I am already scheduled for Thursday and Saturday as well. Painting during the day all week minus a half day on Wednesday to drive to the credit union and pick up my loan check for my car.

Working today was absolutley unbearable. Roofs in the 90 degree humid weather are not exactly prime pieces of realty. I think I have another day like that to look forward to on top of the shift at the bar. I have to work with my manager, which is a different type of atmosphere than working with my other friend. Anyways, its about time for bed since a long day is ahead of me tomorrow.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Cant Sleep, Another Update

**musical mood preference: Grace Slick & The Great Society - Daydream Nightmare**

Well, I can't sleep since I'm thinking about the previous post's thoughts. I figured I'd type in here a little bit more and it might make me tired.

I am going to get a new car this week, hopefully EARLY this week so I can take that trip to Binghamton on my own. Its a '98 Honda Civic, which is a giant leap forward for me, considering I have never had a car that was from the 1990's. I have owned a 1987 Honda Accord, a 1989 Subaru Loyale, a 1989 Acura Legend and a 1988 Chevy Blazer.

This thought makes me considerably more upbeat.

I hate this

**musical mood preference: The Zombies - Time of the Season**

I think that I have a problem with inattention. I am easily distracted by most things and lack motivation for things that don't seem essential to me. I mess up stupid things at work. Little details about orders and absent minded mistakes are quarter-hourly happenings. It makes me feel so useless and dim. I think I am going to go talk to my doctor in Endwell about it. I want to see if he also thinks it is what I believe it is.

I think I'll make an appointment for the earliest possible time.

Life is weird. I had such a wonderful weekend, but I think that it hurts me to see everyone and feel so much caring and then have to leave it. I miss having that many friends and being around so many special and interesting girls these past two days has left me missing the empty portion that is my love life. Someday, I suppose. I guess I never realized it would be so hard without that part of life. I haven't had that at all for almost a full year now, but it still haunts me and all I want is to have that feeling back. If only a person would come along with shared affections.

Anyway, enough whining. Bed time, work in the morning. Hopefully getting a new car tomorrow or Tuesday too.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Work work work but Friday is tomorrow.

**Musical mood preference: Jefferson Airplane - Lather**

I have been working all week. Doubles on Tuesday and tonight. They weren't too bad thanks to a pick me up thought in the back of my mind. Tomorrow is Friday. Tomorrow = party with Sara and friends. That makes it all worthwhile.